Remember the story 'If You Give a Mouse a Cookie?' Well, here is the granthamaniac version...
I decided it would be super cute to have my 'elf' holding a lollypop in her Christmas photo. Now, before you all start geeking out, you need to know that she didn't have the sucker very long AT ALL. She had hardly any sugar and she won't be getting any more any time soon.
But, it didn't seem to matter because here is how the photo shoot went:
|At first, she didn't know what it was.|
|So she patted it.|
|And studied it.|
|And tried to play it like a guitar.|
|When that didn't work. She tried to eat it. (Like everything else.)|
|She decided it was yummy!|
|And chowed down.|
|So mommy had to take it away.|